top ten reasons to never have a bf/gf
10. because they will always want to change you
9. because they will hate your friends
8. because your attraction is like that of an insect about to hit the blue light
7. because they will cheat on you
6. because they will cheat on you with one of your friends
5. because they will break you down until you hate yourself too much to leave
4. because they will get bored of you
3. because you will break up and have no clue who you are
2. because the sex will get worse
1. because the only true love is murder
